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Never Before So Much
- Never before have so many unhinged people with too much to say had so much access to so much bandwidth.
- So much depends on the speed at which one types.
- So much depends on that red wagon in the front yard.
- So much depends on the European Central Bank.
- Never before was sleep texting a somnambulist malady.
- So much depends on Greece not defaulting on its debt.
- So much depends on the water heater.
- Never before have so many private obessions acquired such cosmic dimensions.
- So much depends on going to the circus.
- The love of money is the root of evil, once again.
- So much depends on Don Quixote reaching his sacred quest.
- So much depends on German taxpayers.
- Never before has so much bandwidth been given over to Candy Crush.
- So much depends on Pope Francis and David French.
- So much depends on the bitter clingers and the deplorables.
- Never before have so many governments been run by the functional equivalent of lunatics.
- So much depends on the wardrobe not malfunctioning.
- Never before has so much depended on urinal cakes.
- So much depends on sunshine.
- So much depends on Black Friday.
- So many things depend on the Ghostbusters stopping Gozer from destroying New York.
- More than anything we need dependable fog machines.
- Those who do not learn from history will simply rewrite it.
- Profound silence is sometimes the only righteous response that should be given.
- Never before has so much depended upon one’s platform.
- Where would we be without manatees?
- Everything depends on Starbucks.