Wednesday, January 08, 2020


This is the ongoing, introductory cover page. Know that this blog is still active, so please explore the archive to read the profound or crazy stuff I have written. Occasionally, I add something new. And I promise that you will find no boring stories about my cats, mainly because I have no cats. If you have any questions, be sure to consult the FAQ.

If you want to see my most recent post, just click on the "Older Posts" link below.

As you go through the day remember this…

  1. All the news is fake.
  2. The Internet is full of lies.
  3. People are crazy.
  4. The Swamp drains you.
  5. The insanity never ends.
  6. Wikipedia is agitprop
  7. Grumpy Cat died young.
  8. Beware of the cassowary.

Sherlock Holmes Quotations

"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."
— The Hound of the Baskervilles

"Well, well, Ciaramella is a slippery fellow," said Holmes with a tolerant smile. "But Epstein didn't kill himself. You can file it in our archives, Watson. Some day the true story may be told."
— The Wreck of the SS Friesland

Spoofs of Q

Shadow Proves Reality