Thursday, September 25, 2014

Prolegomena

This web page is ongoing coversheet for Lunar Skeletons.

My Blogger stats indicate that Lunar Skeletons steadily gets very few hits per day. A few people stop by, probably more by accident than intent. But however you were directed here, I want to thank everybody for visiting. Do check back once in a while. Although in a somniculous state, Lunar Skeletons is not totally defunct. Occasionally I get a strange bee in my bonnet, and I add something new to the archive. Whether it is worthwhile to read is a debatable question that civilized people might disagree about. Meanwhile, they can search through the archives for all the other profound or ridiculous things I have written. If you have any questions, please be sure to read the FAQ.

Sparkle in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho


The Story of St. Alison Kaylee

For some reason, my other short story about St. Alison Kaylee has gotten a lot of attention, by which I mean that it tends to get almost more hits than anything else, according to my blog statistics. But how did this story get started? Well, several years ago, may wife and I were vacationing in Tolovana Park, Oregon, over on the coast. But our luck had it that year where it rained most of the time, and so we were stuck indoors. Not having much else to do, I just started writing out this hagiographic short story in a notebook. Later, I refined it a little and added some of my drawings I had made during the time there.

Chances Are

  • Nearly everyone whom you see in old black & white television reruns is now dead.
  • You will regret what search engines can find out about you.
  • The word Internet is just another synonym for misinformation.
  • Not everything depends on you.
  • Most of what you learned from Wikipedia is wrong.
  • If men were angels, there would be no need for computer security.

A Ghost Story

Here is my continuing ghost story about Caspar the amicable ghost and his side kick Lonnie the dead hippie preacher. As more chapters are added, something new will be appended to this table of contents. Keep in mind that the contents are subject to revision. I wish to thank the blogger at Est Quod Est for favorably advertising my story.
  1. Herman the Worm
  2. Evening at the Mall
  3. Mannequin at Macy's
  4. Homeless Man
  5. Marine Layer
  6. Unemployed Gargoyle
  7. Demon Buster
  8. Angry Gnome

Remember

I took a walk to M87. It's about 54 million light-years away, you know. After 12 quadrillion years, I finally arrived there. But all it's stars had burnt out and turned to black holes. "What a disappointment," I thought to myself, and I turned around and walked back. So remember, never take long trips needlessly. Needlessly.