Saturday, May 16, 2020

Incipit

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Will someone please go and empty the Trashcan of History? It's full.


As you go through the day remember this…

  1. All the news is fake.
  2. The Internet is full of lies.
  3. People are crazy.
  4. The Swamp drains you.
  5. Wikipedia is agitprop
  6. Never give "experts" a blank check.
  7. GIGO == Computer_Modeling
  8. Grumpy Cat died young.
  9. Beware of the cassowary.


Sherlock Holmes Quotations


"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."

— The Hound of the Baskervilles


"Well, well, Ciaramella is a slippery tootler," said Holmes with a tolerant smile. "But Epstein didn't kill himself. You can file it in our archives, Watson. Some day the true story may be told."

— The Wreck of the SS Friesland


Holmes was shuffling through the morning newspapers on the table as he refilled his pipe with tobacco. I heard him laugh to himself and say to me, "It's true, Watson. Socialism always begins with talk of the international brotherhood of man but ends with having to eat your own pets.” I was amused at his observation and then added, "Well, in that case, Holmes, I daresay it is a good thing we don't own any bats or pangolins."

— The Case of the Marquess of Bernolio.


Spoofs of Q


Starbucks Dystopia

Starbucks Resurgence