Saturday, February 14, 2015

Prolegomenon

This is the ongoing preface for Lunar Skeletons.

Be aware that this blog is not defunct. Occasionally I add something new to the archive, which contains many profound or ridiculous things I have written. If you have any questions, please be sure to read the FAQ.

Chances Are

  • Nearly everyone whom you see in old black & white television reruns is now dead.
  • You will regret what search engines can find out about you.
  • The word Internet is just another synonym for misinformation.
  • Not everything depends on you.
  • If it was stupid back then, it's still stupid now.
  • Most of what you learned from Wikipedia is wrong.
  • If men were angels, there would be no need for passwords.
  • Dystopia has already arrived.
  • The music nowadays really is as bad as you think it is.
  • Many things beyond imagination will happen at many places of the world.
  • The U.S. government will do something incredibly stupid.
  • The goal of Progressivism is to make the world Portland.

A Ghost Story

Here is my continuing ghost story about Caspar the amicable ghost and his side kick Lonnie the dead hippie preacher.
As more chapters are added, something new will be appended to this table of contents. Keep in mind that the contents are subject to revision. I wish to thank the blogger at Est Quod Est for favorably advertising my story.
  1. Herman the Worm
  2. Evening at the Mall
  3. Mannequin at Macy's
  4. Homeless Man
  5. Marine Layer
  6. Unemployed Gargoyle
  7. Demon Buster
  8. Angry Gnome
  9. Gnomish Interiors
  10. Library
  11. Orchard and Cove
  12. Rabbit Trail
  13. Moon Surfing