Saturday, November 21, 2015


This is the ongoing preface for Lunar Skeletons.

Be aware that this blog is not defunct. Occasionally I add something new to the archive, which contains many profound or ridiculous things I have written. If you have any questions, please be sure to read the FAQ.

And if you are looking for my famous Ghost Story, it is here.

Chances Are

  • Blogging is mostly useless.
  • Nearly everyone whom you see in old black & white television reruns is now dead.
  • You will regret what search engines can find out about you.
  • The word Internet is just another synonym for misinformation.
  • Not everything depends on you.
  • If it was stupid back then, it's still stupid now.
  • Most of what you learned from Wikipedia is wrong.
  • If men were angels, there would be no need for passwords.
  • Dystopia has already arrived.
  • The music nowadays really is as bad as you think it is.
  • Many things beyond imagination will happen at many places of the world.
  • The U.S. government will do something incredibly insane.
  • The goal of Progressivism is to make the world Portland.
  • The results of Progressivism is that the world ends up like Detroit.
  • Colossally stupid people are gaining more power by the day over the rest of us.
  • Big trouble is coming to Europe sooner than anyone expected.

Cannon Beach, Oregon, 2015 Sep 17, 12:49PM

God made the place special.

If You Go To Starbucks Often Enough

  • Your clothes will begin to reek of coffee.
  • You will see young men with Apple laptop computers programming smart phone apps.
  • Ladies will sell each other Mary Kay cosmetics.
  • The homeless will be there.
  • Some of the homeless will bring their own laptop computers.
  • There will be occasional prayer meetings.
  • College students will study for their tests.
  • A genuine lunatic will sit down and talk with you. You won't understand anything he says.
  • You will eventually buy a Starbucks coffee cup.
  • The decor will change at least once.
  • A young man with a book by Dale Carnegie will sit next to you, smile, and compliment your Life is Good™ bill hat.