Shock and awe them with our Tolerance,
Overwhelm them with our Diversity
Then smash 'em with our Sensitivity,
A kinetic action where no one bleeds.
We’ll show 'em how Progressive we do be.
Free speech for me but not for thee
Such double standards we all can see
We learnt at Open Minded University
Along with other strange perversity.
For we must not offend the R.O.P.
Nor our Saudi masters overseas;
They own the oil spigot, don't you see?
So let us all visualize whorled peas,
And shock and awe them with our Tolerance,
Overwhelm them with our Diversity
Then smash 'em with our Sensitivity,
A kinetic action where no one bleeds.
That's how we'll win the war of R2P.